Any sales or other uses of this document are expressly forbidden, without the specific consent of the author(s). May 12, 2020 by St. Augustine's Parish Many thanks to those who responded to the call for information on recently uncovered statues stored under the floor of our parish church. It’s nasty, but we’re always meant to chuckle at the arms being torn off and heads being punched in. The DVDs for the first three seasons feature all-new Crypt Keeper introductions and segments. It was like the naughty little brother of Amazing Stories or The Outer Limits. What a fatal mistake, allowing Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) to make himself the face of the Democratic Party. Yet I was never incredibly scared by the stories. We cannot vouch for the user experience provided by external sites. Just like the comics they were inspired by. An annual Halloween movie with a decent budget and aspiring directors. 6 thoughts on “ Tales From The Crypt ” Marleen October 27, 2020 / 4:31 pm I was reading, a few days ago, that Haloween (historically) is part of a three-date recognition — by womever I’m not sure — starting with the eve… that followed by a saints day and then (on the second of November) a day to remember all souls. It turned on the inner Chris Farley Show that was nine-year-old me. Hundreds of mutual funds, die every year and 2020 was a banner year for death in the fund industry as everywhere else. Tales from the Crypt of course began as a series of comic books in the 1950s, put out by the label EC Comics. Tales from the mutual-fund crypt, 2020. Cat’s the worst. The show always worked within its tidy (albeit bloody) little packages. This guide may be distributed and copied freely, in its entirety, for personal use. Tales From the Crypt is a horror anthology television series that ran on the cable network HBO from 1989 to 1996. We’re going to the movies! For even more, visit our Family Entertainment Guide.. See the full list Audrey and Zoe break into the museum later that evening with Audrey’s brother Phillip, who is in a sexual relationship with Zoe. NEW 2020: Episode ratings are now available via a poll on each individual episode page. I actually don’t think his descent had anything to do with his characterization. Bordello of Blood, on the other hand, fails because it’s the exact opposite of Demon Knight. We need to laugh again and not at jump scares or well-intentioned but seriously flawed stories. There was something about the show that felt unsafe compared to the horror stuff on network TV at the time, and to the 5-to-12-year-old in me, there was something icky yet alluring in that. Dravens Tales from the Crypt # Corona, # Politik, # Verschwörung, # Video, # Wissen In diesem Vortrag des unabhängigen Journalisten Paul Schreyer wird chronologisch nachgezeichnet, wie es zu diesen Pandemie-Planspielen kam, wer sie organisierte und welche Parallelen der Drehbücher zur aktuellen Situation bestehen. No one mourns a dead mutual fund. Where do we even begin? Eee-hee-hee! INTRODUCTION •Welcome and house-keeping ... crypt between 1829 and 1854. Disclaimer: We have no connection with the show or the network. Before that, he was a diluted version of the character on the kids game show Secrets of the Cryptkeeper’s Haunted House. Oh, and there’s a Crypt Keeper rap, too! Dan Caffrey (DC): I have to admit, I have no idea what Ritual is…. M. Night Shyamalan's reboot of Tales from the Crypt is off the docket, at least for now. This isn’t Saving Private Ryan. Interment. As for a Crypt Keeper annual, why not? Oh, and the monsters SUCK, too. By. Get it? Discussions not relating to Tales From The Crypt go here. Five strangers get lost in a crypt and, after meeting the mysterious Crypt Keeper, receive visions of how they will die. DC: I do have very distinct memories of our old FIEND, the Crypt Keeper. It’s more fun to secretly wish harm on nasty leads, like in the show. BG: Spooky gag songs are just the worst. Warner Home Video has released all seven seasons on DVD Region 1. Plus, it’s like a who’s who of ’80s and ’90s genre directors in peak form (Stephen Hopkins, Gary Fleder, Mary Lambert, Russell Mulcahy, the list goes on; even Tobe Hooper and William Friedkin directed episodes). Tales From the Crypt. It seemed like he was parodying himself for the sake of bloated genre fests. Text copyright © 1997-2020, George Fergus. I believe there is still a market out there in the way there appears to be one for Pee-wee Herman, whose show went off air 25 years ago. Facebook Twitter. All scenes with the Crypt keeper from the 3rd season of the TV show Tales from the Crypt. That was crazy…” “Remember when Winston from Ghostbusters was a scary clown man? About Analyzer Modeler. Syndicated columnist. What I’m trying to say is the Crypt Keeper is no different in Bordello of Blood than he is in the TV series or Demon Knight. This grubby seditionist has marched the party into a wilderness of deceit and … Available Videos Appear Here - Powered by. We are just providing information, which we hope fans will find useful. As for the mainstream horror films of today, so many are wannabe franchises jam-packed with grainy footage of unseen ghosts. • Two new guided historical walks for adults and children. Fair Market Value (FMV) calculated 12/27/2020 ... Last Sale Jul 2020 . I’d say “FANGS for the memories,” but hopefully there’s life yet in our undead keeper of the crypts. It’s a 90-minute rollercoaster. BG: Demon Knight! I couldn’t make these programs up if I wanted to, and trust me, I’d never want to. Directed by Freddie Francis. That’s where Demon Knight succeeds. Speaking of which, that laugh. As for that great analogy, I believe that the Crypt Keeper went the way of Big Bird in Follow That Bird after he’s been kidnapped, painted blue, and put in a cage for all the kids to see. I’d say they were afraid of him, but have you met Oscar the Grouch? Looking for a movie the entire family can enjoy? So until then, sit back and relax, kiddies! It’s kind of the capper on the Crypt Keeper pop culture story, the beginning of the end. JG: I have a great Tales from the Crypt/Sesame Street analogy to answer your question, but first off I must agree with Dan on his Demon Knight assessment. 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Since the jury is mixed on Demon Knight, I think we can all agree that Tales from the Crypt‘s yarns are best told in a shorter-form narrative, whether it’s in the original show or the original EC Comics, where it’s worth pointing out that ol’ Crippie (does anyone else call him Crippie, or is it just me?) The story has mystery, the skeletal demon creatures are genuinely freaky, and, most importantly, the leading man is a villain. : You cannot create polls. Yes, I’m aware that it’s difficult for a puppet to sell out or not sell out, but that’s not really the point. He was our narrator, after all, a figure that had to be a kind of safe haven for us viewers in the middle of all the wretchedness. Doherty had written the Drakulya novel – a fictionalised account of Vlad the Impaler – as one book but Hale had objected to the length, it being some 360 pages. However, because the Crypt Keeper is so self-aware, because he makes terrible puns, his monologues only work if they’re surrounded by stories that are actually terrifying. It is a truth that I think to be self-evident that 1972's Tales from the Crypt is the best-known and most widely-seen of Amicus Productions's seven horror anthology films - maybe even their best-known and most widely-seen film, period. We’re here to talk about our friend the talking corpse and his movies. The classical architecture of Green Lawn Abbey, a beautiful and historic mausoleum, invokes serenity and a sense of timelessness. Tales from the Crypt was excessive on every level: oversexed, extremely violent, and, most importantly, inappropriately hilarious. Jan. 4, 2020 at 6:00 pm. Hopefully we’ll hear something similar to what he told us in Demon Knight: “Fasten your drool cups, and ready your vomit bags! I second your idea about an annual Halloween Tales from the Crypt film, perhaps even an anthology one that makes use of the show’s greatest strength: its structure. And while Dennis Miller has his talents, “ominous” and “acting chops” aren’t really words I associate with him. Ugh, we already went over The Fat Boys on the 30th anniversary of Nightmare on Elm Street. We're brining you the untold stories that will keep you up at night! All original author and copyright information must remain intact. It would air in edited form back in the ’90s on FOX late at night, and I’d stay up for it (along with The U’s Svengoolie and TNT’s Monstervision … kids stuff). Performances for 2020 were scheduled for March 27 and 30, and April 1 and 3 in Columbus’ historic Friendship Cemetery. I call for the return of the Crypt Keeper. I actually screened the show in its entirety last year (winter boredom, er, curiosity), and those episodes hold up in their dopey, nasty ways. • Three new public talks will be delivered. Threads and Posts; Total Threads: 128: Total Posts: 2,002: On This Board; You cannot create threads. Billy Zane is so perfectly over-the-top he makes the whole thing work, and that monster design still holds up today. Sadler is always reliable, and while Pinkett isn’t at her absolute best, you’ve got great character actors like CCH Pounder (The Shield), Dick Miller (every Joe Dante movie, pretty much), and the aforementioned Fleischer balancing things out. It’s just time. Holy mackerel! The movie felt wrong in that regard; it was effects-heavy and way too intense. What gave the project respectability were its executive producers: Richard Donner (director of The Omen, Superman, and the Lethal Weapon series), David Giler (producer of the Alien franchise), Walter Hill (director of The Warriors and 48 Hrs. He’s just surrounded by so much crappiness that his own self-aware crappiness becomes unbearable rather than charming. It felt like such a rip-off of From Dusk Till Dawn (released months earlier), and the T&A was absurd even by young me’s standards. February 1, 2020. Donate. TALES FROM THE CRYPT Rosie Fraser Project Manager. A Region 2 version of the whole series was released by '84 Entertainment on June 4, 2010, The series is also available through the streaming platform Vudu. He didn’t sell out, but his creators sure did. Also, Dennis Miller as a hero in Bordello of Blood? A highly anticipated annual program, “Tales from the Crypt” has received the Mississippi Governor’s Award for Excellence in the Arts and was a national finalist for The History Channel’s “Save Our History” Award. Tales from the crypt! FMV & Sale History. Still, Demon Knight is crummy. For further proof, I have to point to his horrendous 1994 Christmas parody album, Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas. They would have been better off with another scion of Hollywood: the Phantom of the Opera. It was just like Stephen King’s Creepshow: jolty, sure, but mostly laughable and extreme. DC: Justin, before I answer you, I want to commend you on your Follow That Bird analogy, as that remains one of my favorite scary movies thanks to one terrifying Ms. Finch. With Joan Collins, Peter Cushing, Ralph Richardson, Geoffrey Bayldon. Check out our picks for family friendly movies movies that transcend all ages. Kunstler.com. The Crypt Keeper brand has been damaged, but not irrevocably so. What Are Critics Saying About Wonder Woman 1984? You never got the sense he was actually going to hurt anyone. Get all those hungry, young horror directors from the V/H/S and ABCs of Death movies to helm! But you guys didn’t come here to talk about Ritual, did you? 13: 59: Tales From The Crypt - The Greatest Show Unearthed! The shows, even when I was younger, seemed jokey, jolly, and titillating. By the time the movies came around in 1995, the Crypt Keeper was too big. Tales from the Crypt was the best. Share your own original TFTC-related stories, artwork, costumes, merchandise, videos, etc. It’s been 25 years since The Crypt Keeper first leapt from our TV sets and haunted our theaters in Ernest Dickerson’s Demon Knight. This shopping feature will continue to load items when the Enter key is pressed. That’s a CUT on our creature feature on the Crypt Keeper. The story centers on the hero, not the villain — a hero who, like the Crypt Keeper, cracks shitty jokes whenever he’s onscreen. I kept waiting for the Sesame Street gang to rescue our decaying friend from the depths of CBS Saturday morning games/cartoons, but they never came. looks less monstrous and less scary. Dan, are you with me? As Shyamalan mentioned, Tales from the Crypt and The Crypt Keeper were originally the creation of EC Comics in the 1950s, whereas the previous TV version was made by HBO and Warner Bros. By James Howard Kunstler. That was nuts…”. JG: Dan, I’m afraid my dark memories of the Crypt Keeper pertain only to those CBS monstrosities, though after hearing some samples from his audio undertakings, I should be grateful. I believe it might be the sole piece of media that features only the Crypt Keeper with no stories involved. Literally! See more ideas about tales from the crypt, crypt, horror. Have either of you guys heard it? I liked the Crypt Keeper doing his thing (like when he yells at John Larroquette), but I thought Demon Knight was way more upsetting and gruesome than anything the show ever did. As 180 pages was the standard size for a Hale library edition they simply chopped the manuscript in half and published the text in two separate volumes. It got to me every time. Billy Zane kept doing this knockoff Beetlejuice persona, and William Sadler and Jada Pinkett made for dull heroes. So, naturally, I was chomping at the bit for Demon Knight, and I was so confused by the shift in tone. Maybe the creative team felt it would be too hard to maintain something tongue-in-cheek for 90 minutes. Justin, are we being harsh for calling the Crypt Keeper a sellout (20 years too late, no less)? And do you know what Ritual is without looking it up? An array of interment options and services will … I think we can all agree that the show was pretty incredible and — dare I say — groundbreaking for the time, although I’m sure not every single episode holds up today. The framing device can afford to be a little cheesy because the meat of the film is so unnerving. Demon Knight celebrated its 20th anniversary this month, and Bordello of Blood followed a year later, in 1996. This led to appearances by big names (Demi Moore, Tom Hanks) alongside rising stars (Brad Pitt, Ewan McGregor). The Crypt Keeper was the host of the early ‘90s HBO adaptation of EC Comics’ Tales from the Crypt and the movie spin-offs that followed (his name consisted of two words, not one). Justin Gerber (JG): It’s time, kiddies. Or should I say GRAVEful? in Tales from the Crypt (Russ Cochran, 1992 series) #4 (June 1993) in Iskalde Grøss (Semic, 1982 series) #4/1993 (uke 33 1993) in The Fantagraphics EC Artists' Library (Fantagraphics, 2012 series) #23 - Doctor of Horror and Other Stories (December 2018) That’s not to say that the demons in Demon Knight aren’t still really effective, or that there aren’t great, unnerving moments (poor Charles Fleischer as little, old Wally). Titles like “We Wish You’d Bury the Missus” and “Twelve Days of Cryptmas” say it all. Tales from the Crypt (a Titles & Air Dates Guide) Last updated: Sat, 5 Sep 2020 -1:00 Show Details: Start date: June 1989 End date: July 1996 Status: cancelled/ended Network(s): HBO Run time: 30 min Episodes: 93 eps Genre(s): Drama, Science Fiction. Oh, and hey, it looks like he put out a metal album, too. Tales from the crypt! Guest Post by Jim Kunstler. They would have been better off with another scion of Hollywood: the Phantom of the Opera. Some readers may be wondering who or what I’m talking about, and that’s fair. The show was based off of the popular EC Comics of the same name from the 1950's. Chuck Jaffe. No new segments were filmed for seasons 4–7. He was the master of ceremonies for salacious genre stuff. Hell, Arnold Schwarzenegger even directed an episode (“The Switch”, which won the late William Hickey a Primetime Emmy). He sold out and went freaking Hollywood, with garish effects and bad scripting. Tales from the Crypt is a 1972 British horror film directed by Freddie Francis.It is an anthology film consisting of five separate segments, based on stories from EC Comics.It was produced by Amicus Productions and filmed at Shepperton Studios, and is one of several Amicus horror anthologies made during the 1970s.. He was on your side. That means 35 minutes of puns, puns, puns — Christmas songs galore transformed into gruesome carols! Actually, it’s supposed to be a remake of Jacques Tourneur’s excellent I Walked with a Zombie, but you’d never notice under the grim stereotyping. Demon Knight is just not fun, but as a nostalgic curiosity, it’s interesting in how out of sync it feels. He’s also played by Billy Zane, who already has an ominous nature about him, not to mention bona fide acting chops. : You cannot reply to threads. This thing is 20 years old? Having a horror icon venture into hip-hop usually spells the beginning of the end (looking at you, Freddy), but once again, the main reason this record is such a turd — even though I found it hilarious back in sixth grade — is that it’s all Crypt Keeper, all the time. Go Behind the Scenes of The Mandalorian in New Docuseries, Full-Spectrum CBD Gummies for All Your Wellness Needs. The event will follow a Halloween theme titled: “Tales From the Crypt(o)” Interviews with top technologists, business executives, students, and educators alike will focus on the untold scary stories that keep the interviewees up at night: narrow escapes from the crush of regulators, misadventures with founders and competitors, and … Blake Goble (BG): You guys, Ritual was the 2002 — wait, 2006 (the straight-to-DVD premiere year) proposed closer in the Tales from the Crypt cinematic trilogy of excellence! Hello, kiddies! Tales From the Crypt. Or what about an HBO reboot? Wait, no: It’s an awkward extension of the previous movies, wrapped up in distribution problems and features mortifying Rastafarian Crypt Keeper bookends. They brought back Lisa Kudrow’s The Comeback and are planning a Mr. Show reunion. The Crypt Keeper, as scary as he looked and laughed, was always kinda cheesy by design. Filmmaker M. Night Shyamalan was all set to produce a reboot of Tales from the Crypt a few years back, but the project ended up never materializing. Because they’re vampires! ), Joel Silver (producer of every big action movie from the ‘80s), and the most famous of them all, Robert Zemeckis (director of the Back to the Future trilogy and Forrest Gump). A puppet operated by Van Snowden (Child’s Play) and famously voiced by John Kassir, the Crypt Keeper would introduce and button every story with a pun-filled monologue, usually accompanied by his evil, maniacal laugh. In all seriousness, a brothel full of vampires just isn’t as interesting as the creatures from Demon Knight, which were dreamed up especially for the film. Would you guys agree with that sentiment, or do you think the Crypt Keeper’s characterization actually did change somewhere between the TV show and the films? REIMAGINE 2020 V4.0 : "Tales From the Crypt(o)" This Halloween, put on your best costumes and tune in for "Tales from the Crypto", REIMAGINE 2020's behind the scenes look into the scariest stories in crypto. by Crypt Keeper Jan 7, 2021 18:54:59 GMT -8: The Haunt Of Fear. On June 6, 2017, all seven seasons were reissued in a box set entitled Tales From the Crypt: The Complete Series. In this discussion, I realize we’ve also (in our own separate ways) come to the realization that the Crypt Keeper is only as strong as the material surrounding him. Tales From the Crypt #20. What a fatal mistake, allowing Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) to make himself the face of the Democratic Party. Bad news, friends. Dan, what fond or not-so-fond memories do you have of the Crypt Keeper? But let’s focus on the movies that followed, and the movies we can only hope will come. Think about it. But I digress. of their virtual conference series REIMAGINE 2020 on October 31. But like you said, Blake, let’s discuss the quality of the films that followed and why old Crippie went downhill. This week Marty and Matt discuss: - FEE FOMO IS REAL - Cryptocloaks release triton case - First monthly nodl call - Travel rule fuckery intensifies - If you wish to submit a comment - Statechains for privacy? That laugh creeped me out so much that I dreaded watching the opening credits to Tales from the Crypt, where the camera zoomed through the Crypt Keeper’s haunted mansion and ended on him bursting out of the coffin, cackling to the cobwebs. Sorry for the terrible joke, but I guess I’m just a glutton for PUNishment. A Crypt Keeper anthology film, like everything we’ve mentioned, could be perfect. Nov 7, 2020 - Love the magazine when I started reading even the movies too. Any and all fan fiction and fan works related to TFTC go here. “Hey, remember when Steve Buscemi’s eye falls out after he’s scorned by Roger Daltrey? Here, it’s on YouTube for free. A go-to cast of character actors. We haven’t seen the Crypt Keeper since the morning cartoon New Tales from the Cryptkeeper, and even then he was animated. That was awesome…” “Hey, remember the murderous Santa Claus? Tales from the Crypt worked because it was maximalist on every level and made no bones about being violent, sexual, and downright mean. If you’ll pardon me, I’m going to set a Q-tip on fire and stick it in my ear. by CryptTube Jan 2, 2021 2:12:46 GMT -8 First issue of newly titled series. Yeah, he was creepy, but he also cracked jokes, so you knew he was alright. In celebration — or perhaps confusion — we’re revisiting our 20th anniversary commemoration in which we asked, “Whatever happened to Tales from the Crypt?” Needless to say, we still have no clear answer, even despite M. Night Shyamalan attempting a reboot. "A Quick Look At..." is a side series where Linkara does a quick review or list relating to movies or TV shows, in particular horror-themed media. 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